“Leapin’ Lizards, Sandy. This bird seed tastes like cloves. Try some.” The Bergdorf twins frolic in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This duo remained a thorn in the side of the Face of Everyman.
Frolic
Family Portrait
the Face of Everyman grew more exasperated every minute. They were here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for a family portrait; yet wouldn’t follow simply directions to create the right composition.
Nap Time
It was nap time throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was so quiet in fact, the Face of Everyman had trouble falling asleep.
Guardian Angel
His mother had always said, “If you can turn your head quick enough you might catch a glimpse of your Guardian Angel.” the Face of Everyman thought that poppycock. However?
Green Apples
Gladys continued to forage for green apples long after the Sun had set on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Of course, the noise of her eating kept the Face of Everyman awake to all hours.
Copper
Without warning a mysterious being cast copper pennies into the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A booming voice said that the intent was to reduce the algae growth befouling the waters. the Face of Everyman adopted a wait and see attitude.
Return
With the departure of the Manor house cat, Panther felt safe in returning to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was still cockeyed from last night’s Raccoon attack.
Barn Cat
The manor house cat came to say goodbye to the Face of Everyman and others of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She was off to a nearby farm to begin life in her new role as a Barn Cat. All wished her well.
High Winds
Tabby heard the crash of the tree falling and rushed to investigate. It seemed the only havoc in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa except that that the Raccoons had accomplished. the Face of Everyman hopped that the high winds had subsided for now. He needed his rest.
Diet
Somehow three-day old French fries seemed to satisfy Shenandoah’s need for Omega 3 Fatty Acids. the Face of Everyman could only shrug and agree that strange dietary habits were practiced in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
