Ozwald always was curious; and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered much to spark one’s curiosity. the Face of Everyman tolerated him for a while then drifted off to sleep.
Curiosity
Rituals
Father Robin arrived early for the Sunrise Service in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was glad that rain had cancelled the pagan ritual usually held on this day by the villagers. the Face of Everyman joined him in that feeling. Certainly, there would be less mess.
Hierarchy
Natacha ate only after those hooligan Crows had left with full bellies. That was the hierarchy here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to nap now that things had quieted down.
Soliloquy
During the soliloquy Gielgud addressed the 4th wall and asked the little man in the front row, “How’m I doing?” Critics had a ball with this departure from the Bard’s famous lines. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gained new approbation. the Face of Everyman researched more works of Shakespear.
Rainy Season
As the rainy season droned on a spot of color appeared at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased and welcomed the guest cordially.
Overservice
It was one of those days. Bart had a hard time getting up on the bar stool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman threatened to “86” him. The venerable sage didn’t believe in overservice to patrons.
World Hunger
It was supposed to be a photo shoot illustrating World Hunger, but this was the best they could do. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was high in the food chain. It seemed a mockery, but stale cracker was the best the Face of Everyman could provide.
Early Bird
Mom always said that the early bird gets the worm but staying up all night wasn’t part of the deal. Rodney felt as though he were part of a night watch, guarding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept very soundly.
Census
The Pigeon census was but a guess sometimes when there was visual interference. the Face of Everyman tried his best but, often his duties at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took priority.
Tight Rope Walking
Jerrod practiced tight rope walking whenever he had a chance. He dreamed of joining the circus and doing high wire routines without a net. the Face of Everyman refused to authorize a safety net in the lush gardens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
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