Theme?

Charlette asked everyone to suggest a theme for this year’s Mothers March in the Labor Day Parade. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa always had such a parade. Or did they? the Face of Everyman couldn’t remember. Those songbirds always tried to sneak something passed him.

Escape

After months of captivity the new manor house cat escaped the confines of her loving home. Maggie Mae went straight to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to seek out interlopers. the Face of Everyman saved any formal introduction for next time.

Solar Outburst

Rocky thought he heard his name called on the wind. He turned in time to be temporarily blinded by a solar flare. EMT’s at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could do little for him. the Face of Everyman suggested he close his eyes and find shade.

Fugitive

This fugitive from justice was an annual visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman planned to hang this photo in the post office as part of the Ten Most Wanted. The venerable sage “dropped a dime” on this guy to the local FBI field office.

No Fishing

Try as he might Calypso’s hypnotic stare could not make a fish appear in the sterile waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had posted NO FISHING signs as a deterrent, but that hadn’t worked.