The Father’s Day Potluck was a huge success at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even a Stellar’s Jay couple put in a brief appearance. the Face of Everyman was pleased and booked entertainment for next year.
Potluck
Thrist
Elizabeth was closing her classroom at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school for the of school year. She felt the need of a Long Island Iced Tea to quench her thirst. the Face of Everyman suggested that she limit herself to one.
Maturity
Bobby stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to show off his new sign of maturity: antlers. the Face of Everyman feigned enthusiasm.
Nightly Hunt
The Killing Fields just got tougher as the Coyotes teamed up for the nightly hunt in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman ordered everyone to shelter in place.
Bounty
Only the trained eye could distinguish which marauder this was. Nonetheless he had entered the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even as the alarm bell sounded the Face of Everyman put a bounty on his head,
Secret
The dirty little secret about living in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was that it wasn’t safe place to raise a family. the Face of Everyman hoped that that was an egg of a Brown Headed Cow Bird.
Twister
Luckily the Face of Everyman spotted the twister early on and cleared the pool of bathers at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa before any injuries. He was hailed as a hero.
Dance King
The music played faster and faster. Soon Roger couldn’t keep up and he knew that he wouldn’t earn the title of “Dance King” of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman awarded him 2nd prize.
Algorithm
The AI algorithm suggested that the Face of Everyman was over-feeding the resident mammals by 5 grams per day: ergo leftovers attracted vermin. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a reputation to uphold; yet the venerable sage felt powerless to change. Anyhow most guest seemed satisfied.
Spa Day
A Spa Day was the only thing that mattered after a rigorous Physical Therapy session at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa PT clinic. the Face of Everyman had little faith in exercise of any form.
