It was the Face of Everyman’s lament, if it weren’t for these two birds there would be no color at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa during the depth of Winter. There was even a smile on his face.
Smile
Lie?
the Face of Everyman hated it when someone looked him straight in the eye to see if he was lying. Would the General Manager of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lie?
Colorful
On this dreary winter’s day, the Face of Everyman was pleased to have a bit of color at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Winter Scene
Archival footage shows a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa becoming the bravest new member of the Polar Bear Club. Note that the venerable sage, the Face of Everyman, appears cozy under a blanket of snow.
Census?
It suddenly occurred to the Face of Everyman that the monthly pigeon census report for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not been submitted in several months. Was it really required?
Browse?
Villagers had been asked to not feed the deer; there was adequate browse. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a huge game preserve. Many found a liking to bird seed. the Face of Everyman lamented that this was largely his fault.
Paired Predators
In a scene rarely captured on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera two predators look for the catch of the day. the Face of Everyman was unsure if this was gang related or just a natural occurrence.
Foe?
Zoltan waited patiently beside the Spring which fed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His foe should show himself any minute now. Finally, the Face of Everyman disclosed that several staff had been let go in a spate of downsizing. Perhaps “foe” was one?
Got cha!
Like a Deer caught in the head lights Renaldo was blinded by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera. the Face of Everyman slept thru the intrusion; once again.
Poor ID
At first the Face of Everyman entered ‘Snowy Owl’ in the guest register of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was quickly corrected. The guest was so poorly marked who would have taken him for a White Crowned Sparrow?
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