Antlers

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In an exercise of pure vanity Arnold stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He hoped to receive compliments on his amazing antlers. Instead, the Face of Everyman reminded him that annual dues to the Golf Club were due the 1st of August.

Grave News

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the Face of Everyman called Mullard aside and broke the grave news as gently as he could: “Half of the House Sparrows in European capitals had disappeared. Studies have produced no reason. There has been no sign of your cousin Louie.” Flags at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would be flown at half staff for thirty days.

Spokesperson

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The spokesperson against global warming and forest fires was only in town briefly. A quick lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa buffet with a few civic leaders was all she had time for this trip. Even the Face of Everyman had to rely on grainy security footage and images shot by the Paparazzi.

Confounded

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Little Pronoun was out exploring the bright new world of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman remained confounded by the rapid changes in culture; even here on the this remote section of the Pacific flyway. He was unsure as to how to respond to even a cheery “Hello.”

Asylum?

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With every tramp steamer that docked at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa a few of these unsavory characters jumped ship. Some tried to claim asylum. the Face of Everyman always wondered why there was never an Owl around when you needed one. Or even a Coyote. Or even a big feral tom cat.

Heat Wave

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Every Summer the face of Everyman tries to take credit for teaching Crows to fan themselves to keep cool. The venerable sage will tell any who will listen that when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was first conceived there was no such thing as air conditioning so he taught guests to fan. It caught on quickly.

Combat?

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Young Braveheart was searching for anyone to spar with. He needed to train for combat in the coming months. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was now a ghost land of its former self. the Face of Everyman recorded fewer sightings of deer with each passing year.