Guardian Angel

Aubrey had been told that if you turned your head quick enough you would catch a glimpse of your Guardian Angel. Hour after hour at lounge at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he spun his head as quickly as possible. the Face of Everyman tried to tell him that was an old myth but Aubrey wanted to try one more time.

Hygiene

Dad was trying to get Junior to learn the importance of personal hygiene. the Face of Everyman felt sorry for the kid. Although the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is located in the “banana belt” of the Pacific flyway the venerable sage had seen inch thick ice in winters past. His stone cold heart went out to the little nipper.

Second Date

Their second date went much the same as the first. Pricilla waited by the Cabana huts while her new beau sought out choice pieces of nuts and fruit. It seems that cold wet weather couldn’t repress love at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was constantly amazed.

Cats

Cats seemed to be everywhere despite the bad weather. the Face of Everyman hunkered down till the storm front passed thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

New Face

The New Face appeared in the peripheral vision of the Face of Everyman. This was just what the venerable sage was always wary of: feral cats setting up camp at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This one had the classic markings of a tabby. Everyman stretched his neck to see if there might be a collar with a name, a phone number. All he got for his efforts was a crick in his neck.

Bankruptcy

Some of the “extras” from the now defunct production company “Foggy Bottoms Films” came looking for their paychecks. the Face of Everyman had to tell them to come back Friday. The bankruptcy court had not determined how much to pay them.

Gauntlet

Fitzhugh was uneasy. Even tho the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed all manner of beings, some factions often exerted themselves and took turf control. Seen above, using non-verbal communication, the Crows formed a gauntlet directing Fitzhugh’s exit. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as how to rectify this injustice.

Marauders

The Bergdorf twins were back. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mothers imposed an early curfew on their children. These night marauders would surely cause the early demise of the Face of Everyman.

Plus Sized

As the official scribe of a Blog about birds the Face of Everyman was chagrined to wake up and find four of the Plus sized beasts devouring the morning ration of bird seed. If actions like this were tolerated for much longer the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa might lose their World Heritage Site designation.