Protocol

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Benchley was never sure of the protocol at such times as these. He needed a bath after a day of digging worms; but the little guy was here first. The social distancing rule was rigidly adhered to at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman couldn’t arbitrate this social impasse as he was sound asleep.

Ninja

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It wasn’t long before one of the new neighbors Ninja discovered the secret portal to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman used his telepathic skills to encourage the guest to return home. The venerable sage feared being inundated with Lost Dog flyers.

LGBTQ

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the Face of Everyman had been working on a new range of colors for the LGBTQ community at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Wayne demonstrating the new fast drying paints. The venerable sage was swamped with orders.

Incentive

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It would seem that Baby Huey got here on his own; but now can’t remember how to fly. A nearby Mother tried to coach him to flap his wings. But that wasn’t working. This was a common occurrence at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman found that a quick jolt of electricity to that sector of the pool created the necessary incentive.

Spotted Owl?

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The voice seemed clear enough as the Face of Everyman awoke from his nap: “What about the Spotted Owl?” Yet another guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was calling for answers to the tough questions from the resident Oracle. The venerable sage was unprepared to answer at this time. His own brief: amici curiae was to be read next month by SCOTUS.

Persephone

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Persephone was here to decry the waste of grain on the non-believers who hung out at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She tried to make her case before the Oracle at the Spring of Eternal Giving. Apparently she was too early. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that Winter hours were in effect and that the Oracle would receive her at 11 AM.

Diatribe

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Sparky surveyed the luncheon buffet offerings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It wasn’t long before he realized that there was nary a pine seed nor acorn in the mix. Disheartened he flew to the nearest tree top and yelled obscenities at the Face of Everyman. The venerable sage pretended not to hear a word of the diatribe.

Antics

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The Big Plan, after they had finished gorging themselves, was to descend on any public statuary in the nearby village. the Face of Everyman urged them not to be a disgrace to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa by their silly antics.

Camera

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Archibald had a keen eye for subtle changes in his environment. Seen above is when he first notices the security camera. He thinks of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as a quiet place; no need for such draconian measures. the Face of Everyman points out that photo IDing cats and other predators is an important part of the total security program of this bit of paradise.