Grazing
Explosives?
An engineer showed up to evaluate the Face of Everyman being askew. He thought that the entire Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed to be evacuated while explosives were used to reorient the venerable sage.
Review
A painstaking review of file footage revealed that it was Not-Our-Cat who dislodged the face of Everyman. What had the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa become?
Askew
Boots was the first to notice that the Face of Everyman was askew. What mighty force in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had perpetrated this action? Let’s ask.
Rotate
Quarterly the Face of Everyman asked to be rotated a bit to have a fresh look at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Benchley agreed to help.
Forbidden fruit
Pogo knew that the Devil was tempting him with forbidden fruit: a barbequed rib. He saw that the Crows had picked it clean. No need to bother; he’d find something better elsewhere in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to change Pugo’s mind, to no avail.
Stoic
Family swim day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa brought happiness to all except the stoic Face of Everyman. He tried to think of other things. It didn’t work.
BBQed Ribs
Marmaduke loved his BBQed Ribs. He posed for his trophy picture with the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the backdrop. the Face of Everyman resented being a part of these stupid pictures.
New Fawns
Tragic
The parasite birds were beginning to worry about finding other’s nests in which to lay their eggs. Sheila scanned the sky hopping to spot a songbird headed home to nest. This time of year, carried a tragic toll on life in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was powerless to stop it.
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