the Face of Everyman took this photo to confirm his Pigeon Census Report. Otherwise, it was a slow day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Report
Gourmet offering
Cheeky wiled away the whole morning shelling and devouring sunflower seeds. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had never offered such a delight. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure how’d he pay for it.
Nesters
These guys are the advanced party looking for prime nesting spots. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa opened up a whole new world to them. Yet, Ashcroft argued that they should push on to Canada. the Face of Everyman was sorry to see them go.
Rare Sighting
A very rare sight in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is these two appearing at the same time. the Face of Everyman remained alert, hoping for a similar occurrence.
Pronouncements
In order to appear more presidential, Waldo began making unusual pronouncements concerning how life would be conducted in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman was caught unawares and had no counter.
Blind Mice?
Remember those three blind Mice that you heard about in day care? Well, they weren’t blind after all. According to the Face of Everyman those mice had been scamming guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for years. Security seldom stayed awake long enough to catch them.
Soon?
Theft
The wishing well of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often plundered by the likes of Prestwick who used it as a source of pocket change. the Face of Everyman was mortified to see such brazen behavior in broad daylight.
Pearls?
The lure of freshwater pearls was too much for Barney. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was rife with rumors. Of course, the Face of Everyman perpetuated many of these false rumors.
Truce
For now, there seemed to be an unspoken truce between the Crow clan and the Sea Gull. For the moment there was a stillness in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept thru it all.
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