At last, a little color to grace the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on the first day of Winter. the Face of Everyman couldn’t be more pleased.
Winter
Rain Check
Prescott had booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with their famous Winter Ski Package. He could see this was a mistake. the Face of Everyman could only offer a rain check.
Peace
Peace was usually the thing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but there was always somebody ready for a fight. the Face of Everyman condemned these actions.
Shrimp Tails
The cache of shrimp tails seemed too good to be true. Mephistopheles stuffed as many tails as he could into his beak. Where o’ where was a safe place to store these morsels. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered infinite spots. the Face of Everyman said that if left with him, he’d keep an eye on them.
Destitute
It would seem that ol’ Tripod was still with us and the greater Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He/She had a Go-Fund-Me page, but it hadn’t gained much traction. the Face of Everyman had a special fund for those that were indigent or destitute.
Flotsam and Jetsam
Pogo remains a popular guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wished that there were more like him. He cleaned up the rain-soaked seed and other flotsam and jetsam.
Persona non grata
The venerable sage, the Face of Everyman caught Not-Our-Cat hunting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He immediately was determined to be persona non grata.
Natacha stopped by to check her mail before the big storm. the Face of Everyman tried to engage her in conversation about the coming ballet at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, but she reminded him that she had retired from dancing.
Gasp
On lookers gasped in horror as Cooper narrowly misses colliding with the security camera in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman submitted a work order to have the emergency beacon light replaced. ASAP!
Soup?
Henretta swore that she could smell Split Pea Soup. In reality it was a failed experiment; one of many that the Face of Everyman conducted in his secret laboratory. The venerable sage hurriedly concocted a series of lies to explain away the delicious smell. He asked the chef to add the soup to today’s special in the diner of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
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