Warning

Celeste listened intently as instruction were given over the loudspeaker. GALE WARNING! Seek shelter. Such was life in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman worried about who was going to rake up the leaves when this was over.

Sad Sack

Sad Sack had just returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He’d been to the Orthodontist in the village in hopes that he could do something about his antlers. the Face of Everyman had one comment, “Better luck next year.”

Avian Flu

Word of the Avian Flu outbreak spread like wildfire throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman asked that a moment of silence be held to remember those lost to this virulent disease.

Disrespect

In a rare sign of disrespect Cheeky climbed atop The Goddess of Perpetual Hunger. He later claimed that it was to drive off a pigeon. Of course, the Face of Everyman had heard that lie before. What was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa coming to?

Coffee

Clayton anxiously awaited the coffee bar opening. This dawn patrol gig was hard to do without that first cup. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered the only source for miles around. the Face of Everyman commiserated; both had to wait.

Storm

A sense of urgency gripped POGO as he foraged throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A large storm was headed for the Pacific flyway; high winds and rain were forecasted. the Face of Everyman urged all to exercise caution.