The rumors were true; there were two Cheeky. the Face of Everyman opened a second dossier marked Cheeky B. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa might soon be bursting at the seams.
Hark! The Tsunami warning klaxon has been activated. “This is not a test. All guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa should seek higher ground”. These two are awaiting further instructions. the Face of Everyman planned to hold his breath for as long as needed.
Randolf knew it was pure gluttony to take so many French Fries. He would tell his therapist at their next session. Right now, he was hungry. the Face of Everyman would soon offer roasted chestnuts as a fast-food item in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Better nutrients, less fat.
In his troubled dreams the Face of Everyman was sure that the Devil was visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage woke with a start to find that the nightmare had vanished.
Cheeky agreed to pose if he could get five 8×10 glossy prints in return. the Face of Everyman agreed. The lighting at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided an interesting effect.
the Face of Everyman opened a new dossier on this injured creature roaming the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He labeled it: Tripod. An obvious nod to his missing left front limb.
The kindly ol’ pensioner viewed the carnage on the very doorstep of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. White feathers marked the spot, yet the Coyote camera had failed to record the struggle. the Face of Everyman offered no thoughts. It remains a mystery.
Cheeky was desperate to rearrange the whole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in accordance with his newfound understanding of Feng Shue. the Face of Everyman was the last to be repositioned to ensure harmony.
His most severe critics listened intently as the Face of Everyman read his latest Haiku lauding the beginnings of Fall in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He wondered if any could count to seventeen.