Few knew that Johnnie Dark Eyes had a half-brother, Earl, who seldom visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. That was okay by the face of Everyman, Earl always asked the same questions about Quantum Mechanics.
Earl
Heat
Early Bird
Boots wanted a choice spot to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Once again, the Face of Everyman questioned the hour. 5 AM? Ridiculous!
Everybody
Seems as though everybody came to alert the Face of Everyman about the sacred fountain’s failure. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a thing in constant motion.
Vandalism
The image on the security camera left little doubt in the mind of the Face of Everyman. The culprit was one of the Bergdorf twins. Records showed he’d been 86-ed from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa weeks ago. This act of vandalism warranted a special hearing and fine.
Tailed?
Panther checked one last time that Not Our Cat was not following her every movement in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased that the rainy weather kept most cats at home.
Pose
For once Cheeky stood still for a portrait in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman took special pains with the pose and exposure. He might even include this one in his next showing.
Rats
Rats were a clear sign that too much birdseed was left over. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would go on half-rations until the apex predators had done their job. the Face of Everyman felt good about this decision.
Focus
This couple came all the way to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to get a passport photo to visit Canada. the face of Everyman couldn’t get the camera to focus clearly. They left, determined to sneak across, if need be.
A Trick?
Kyle and Jade suspected a trick; nobody would leave this much popcorn lying about in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Someone might take it. the Face of Everyman hoped that they would clean up the mess left by last night’s movie goers.
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