In the end, it was the Deer who cleaned up the birdseed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had a sense of helplessness.
Clean Up
Comedians
Whipsaw and Bandwidth were vaudevillian comedians who wintered at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman gave them the Professional Rate and they did a couple weekend shows for free to try out their new material.
Crows
The Crows had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that they had been scouting labor picket lines for cast-off fast-food items. the Face of Everyman had nearly balanced his food budget during their absence.
Veteran’s Day Parade
What luck! The pigeons had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in time to lead the Veteran’s Day Parade. the Face of Everyman hoped that they would stop eating long enough to form up and march.
Riptides
Cheeky took it upon himself to check the vast lagoon at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for drowned victims. Numerous reports of dangerous riptides were cause for alarm. the Face of Everyman welcomed the extra vigilance.
Rude
Newcomers to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often showed curiosity as whether or not the Face of Everyman had legs. The venerable sage found that behavior very rude.
Secret Santa
Josephine plucked Mullard’s name from the lottery to be someone’s Secret Santa. She now watched him closely, his every move throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered who drew his name.
Drowning?
Fitzhugh tried to recall his Red Cross water safety training; then decided to just dial 911. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure that the EMTs knew where the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was located.
Carnage?
Hunting was permitted outside of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Cheeky teased Feral Cat by allowing him to get close. the Face of Everyman refused to watch. There could be carnage.
Pesky Rodent
Cheeky asked that pistachios be added to the mix of birdseed doled out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage what next that pesky rodent would ask for.
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