Pogo claimed that porch pirates had stolen his family’s Christmas gifts. It made for a bleak holiday, his first here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was at a loss for words.
Porch Pirates
Services
Rollo heard there was free food and a light show at the religious services held at midnight in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman reluctantly agreed that he could attend if he washed his hands. The venerable sage knew that wafers and wine always brought in a good crowd.
Food
the face of Everyman for the umpteenth time tried to explain that uneaten food soiled the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The hungry crow continued eating.
Cold Fries
The envoy for the Pigeon flock seemed sure that cold French fries fit into the dietary requirements. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa rarely had this delicacy on the menu. It was more like a Chief’s surprise. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he heard that right but assured his guest that he would try for more.
Census
The Pigeon census of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa required no more than a quick head count by the Face of Everyman. Seven. Who needed this information?
Pond Heater
Pendelton wasn’t sure that a bath was all that necessary considering the cold rainy weather found at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman assured him that the pond heater made all the difference in the bathing experience. The venerable sage always promoted personal cleanliness.
Traveler
the Face of Everyman was uncomfortable under the fierce gaze of this guest; but he was able to screw-up his courage enough to ask if there was a problem. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has won awards for its level of service to the traveling public.
Stray
Boots walked nonchalantly passed the security cameras of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had installed a face recognition system which kept the klaxon from sounding with the intrusion of every stray cat in the village.
Rats
the Face of Everyman had long advertised for owls to homestead in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This security camera scene was his best drawing card. Rats were a burden on families trying to raise their young. The venerable sage offered a stipend to attract a hungry owl.
Familiar
Heavy mountain snow had driven this new, but familiar guest to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman welcomed him and inquired about nesting accommodations in the Spring.
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