When it was time to submit the monthly pigeon census for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the venerable sage was reminded of his uniqueness. the Face of Everyman was without fingers and toes. He relied on his abacus to count his quarry.
Abacus
Summer Solstice
People had hung around all morning waiting for the Summer Solstice. Even the guy sent by Guinness who was there to gauge reaction of the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seemed a nonevent by all counts. the Face of Everyman had forgotten to set his alarm. 7:57 was a tad early, Maybe next year he’d see it.
Cane Deity
An ancient figure was fashioned into a cane used by the Lady of the Manorhouse. Her surprised visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa caught the Face of Everyman off guard. The Deity did not speak. The venerable sage wished that he had time to show her around.
Potluck
The Father’s Day Potluck was a huge success at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even a Stellar’s Jay couple put in a brief appearance. the Face of Everyman was pleased and booked entertainment for next year.
Thrist
Elizabeth was closing her classroom at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school for the of school year. She felt the need of a Long Island Iced Tea to quench her thirst. the Face of Everyman suggested that she limit herself to one.
Maturity
Bobby stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to show off his new sign of maturity: antlers. the Face of Everyman feigned enthusiasm.
Nightly Hunt
The Killing Fields just got tougher as the Coyotes teamed up for the nightly hunt in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman ordered everyone to shelter in place.
Bounty
Only the trained eye could distinguish which marauder this was. Nonetheless he had entered the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even as the alarm bell sounded the Face of Everyman put a bounty on his head,
Secret
The dirty little secret about living in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was that it wasn’t safe place to raise a family. the Face of Everyman hoped that that was an egg of a Brown Headed Cow Bird.
Twister
Luckily the Face of Everyman spotted the twister early on and cleared the pool of bathers at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa before any injuries. He was hailed as a hero.
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