
Elouise had made an appointment to have her glamour shots updated for the next edition of the Audubon magazine due out next spring. Everybody in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was excited, even the normally blasé the Face of Everyman.

Algernon represented the lone entry of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa into competition at the County Fair. A blue ribbon seemed hardly worth the hours of grooming that went into the preparing the bird for presentation. On hindsight, the Face of Everyman thought that a chicken would have done better.

the Face of Everyman had spent a good deal of money on rodent extermination. Alas, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was overrun by a new family. It just goes to show that free food can be a problem. Where was the seed scattering dividing line between fewer pigeons, more songbirds and no rodents. He might ask the Oracle.