Bankruptcy

Some of the “extras” from the now defunct production company “Foggy Bottoms Films” came looking for their paychecks. the Face of Everyman had to tell them to come back Friday. The bankruptcy court had not determined how much to pay them.

Gauntlet

Fitzhugh was uneasy. Even tho the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed all manner of beings, some factions often exerted themselves and took turf control. Seen above, using non-verbal communication, the Crows formed a gauntlet directing Fitzhugh’s exit. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as how to rectify this injustice.

Marauders

The Bergdorf twins were back. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mothers imposed an early curfew on their children. These night marauders would surely cause the early demise of the Face of Everyman.

Plus Sized

As the official scribe of a Blog about birds the Face of Everyman was chagrined to wake up and find four of the Plus sized beasts devouring the morning ration of bird seed. If actions like this were tolerated for much longer the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa might lose their World Heritage Site designation.

ADA

Baxter was upset. Once again some four legged doofus pushed aside a disabled person to get at the corn subsidy set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sisters of Charity. Crippled since birth Baxter knew his rights under the ADA. He engaged the Face of Everyman to act as his agent and attorney.

Scavengers

Party differences were temporarily laid aside as Pigeons and Crows tried to get as much food as possible. the Face of Everyman anguished over the high costs incurred by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in feeding these scavengers who had dumpsters they could feed from. There seemed no justice.

Attack

Barney attacked the waterlogged leaf with bone shattering ferocity. His cries of triumph awoke the whole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Poor, the Face of Everyman, returned to fitful sleep and troubling dreams.

Pineapple Clippers

It looked like an ordinary morning at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. And yet, storm warnings had been called for gale force winds and coastal flooding as the first of three Pineapple Clippers was about to roar thru. the Face of Everyman had assembled his scuba gear; ready for any eventuality.