BMOC

Bumptious surveyed his surroundings and wondered aloud if the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wasn’t too small a world for a man of his stature. the Face of Everyman was about to respond; but, thought better of it. He’d let Bumptious find out for himself.

Impersonator

Bastrop was a gifted impersonator. Seen above he is working the lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He held them under his sway for a full hour and then did twenty minutes of encore requests. the Face of Everyman was a bit embarrassed at how life like and spot on was Bastrop’s rendition of the venerable sage himself.

Panther

After a long absence Panther (AKA Lucy) returned to her old hunting grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that she had been curled in front of the fire most of the Winter; her adoptive family feeding her tolerably. the Face of Everyman knew that with the return of warmer weather Panther would be seen more often.

Camp Foggy Bottoms

Bradley just couldn’t pull himself together. He has not been the same since his two-week ROTC camp training at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to engage Bradley in talk therapy. Turns out: this husky fella just wanted his Mother.

Terpsichore

Little Mary Alice has dreams of becoming a great ballerina. Seen above, she performs her, Ode to Nine Muses for the lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman is always dazzled by her speed and brilliance.

Bell and Bow

It was a good night for cats to roam. Hercules passed through the vast estate of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; stopping only briefly to pay his respects to the Face of Everyman. The bell and bow seemed a nice touch.

Poachers

It seemed only fair to tell Sparky that poachers were lurking on the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their aim was to acquire squirrel tail fur for fly tying to sell to trout fisherman. the Face of Everyman said, “If you value your tail; you best be scarce for the next week or so.”

Clown?

Robby tried to keep his voice as even as possible. “Why no. This isn’t a Clown costume. Why do you ask?” He responded. New guests appeared every day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and their inter actions never failed to amaze the Face of Everyman.

New Folks

the Face of Everyman greeted the new arrival and tried to make him feel welcome to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. As temperatures warmed along the Pacific Flyway more guests would be arriving. The venerable sage ordered housekeeping to open and prepare the East wing.