At last. A little color in this drab Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman was nevertheless unable to ID his visitor.
Mystery Guest
UFO?
Heat
The kindly ol’ pensioner lowers a pond heater into the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman looked forward to hot chocolate before snuggling into an ice-free bed.
Grub
Wilbur wasn’t sure he liked Mac’n Cheese. He circled it several times trying to remember his broken childhood. the Face of Everyman encouraged him to clean up the feast. Sea Gulls were becoming a pest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Handicapped
Everyone was pleased when Three-legged Marge made to her seat before the MLK, Jr. march commenced. the Face of Everyman had set-aside ADA seating for the occasion. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took care of its own.
Fondue?
Crenshaw stuffed his beak with cheese rather than let the scavenger steal it. the Face of Everyman was at a loss to thwart these intruders. He would review his options. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed to be a safe haven for songbirds and even crows.
Flotsam and Jetsom
Lance and the Boys discovered that popcorn floated, until it didn’t. the Face of Everyman had repeatedly warned them. He was concerned that the food would spoil the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Koi?
In a moment of quiet desperation, Kilgore muttered “When are they going to stock this pond?” Perhaps only the Face of Everyman heard. It fell on deaf ears. Management would never okay that cost for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Bill of Fare
Lester was surprised that Herring was not on the menu at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman explained that this was a land bird sanctuary and sea foods were off the menu.
Lampoon
Mocking the others, Cresswell held up a morsel for a trophy shot. the Face of Everyman obliged. Thus, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa continued with this ridiculous contest.
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