Mission Accomplished

The request was simple. “Was there more suet?” The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was known for its quality suet cakes. They provided sustenance over the dark Winter months for the good folks hereabouts. the Face of Everyman would see to it that feeders were filled right away.

Roadkill?

The image is grainy, but forensics declared it most likely a Rat caught by Lil’ Pogo. That was one less to seek refuge in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased.

Returns

This wasn’t the homecoming Elizbeth was expecting. The tide was out; the pumps had stopped. Was her Montetorkie school still standing? She asked the Face of Everman if her old job was still available. The school board was awaiting the outcome of the Midterms. Was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ever going to return to its previous glory?

Olympics?

Can you believe these guys? They want to Winter over as part of the Bobsled team. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hadn’t ever won a medal in anything. the Face of Everman wasn’t sure he had the patience to train these warm weather newbies. Can they be victorious? Will there be snow? NOAA says slim chance.

Roulette

Johnny Dark Eyes was out on parole. He stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Span looking for a job. the Face of Everyman knew Johnny’s record and couldn’t afford to hire him. The few openings the Venerable Sage could offer involved handling money in the Casino. Not a good idea.

Freeze!

Panther was spooked. She didn’t know whether to bolt and run or appear nonchalant as if a tourist. Hunting was not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had already summoned security; her goose was cooked.