Tibetan Throat Singing

Mullard was so unhappy being sober and married that he took up Tibetan Throat Singing.  All of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa kept their distance.  If singing didn’t end his marriage then he would borrow a didgeridoo from the Face of Everyman.IMG_0387 (2)

Pedicure

Everyone was proud to learn that one of the young Crows from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been selected to be a Congressional Page for a Representative from this district.  When young Hadley asked the Face of Everyman what he could do to bring honor to this job; the venerable sage replied, “Get a pedicure.”IMG_0063 (2)

Bugs

Miss Havisham passed through the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; she was amazed at the dearth of suitable bugs available for dining.  A bit chagrined, the Face of Everyman could only respond that it had been a cool summer so far and perhaps that would change.  He uncrossed his fingers as soon as she flew off.IMG_0204 (2)

Albino Boy

XXXRansom could no longer deny the truth.  He had eaten something at the street fair which had caused him to lose his yellow pigmentation.  The doctors at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were at a loss to as to how to reverse the process.  the Face of Everyman  consulted his vast library.  Was Ransom an albino or a lencistic?  The venerable sage decided the latter; but had no answers.  Everyone adopted a wait and see attitude.

100

Without proper sports equipment recess at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montietorkie School had been reduced to such tests of endurance as holding one’s head under water.  Seen below Casper dunks his head while the Face of Everyman counts to one hundred.  The CPR kit was close at hand if resuscitation was required. IMG_0205 (2)

Pommes Frites

Ambrose was quick to grab the remaining bits of French Fries cast out by guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman deplored such interactions.  He, himself was always careful to compost his few remaining fries when he ordered a Burger Royale with Cheese, Fries and Drink  delivered.IMG_0236 (2)