Olympic Rules

Olympic tryouts have begun at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Officials questioned Benchley’s unorthodox three point push off. the Face of Everyman kept the rule book handy just for these eventualities. The venerable sage had two gold medals himself. Winning by the rules was everything.


Wally had been looking forward to a good bath at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Instead, ice covered the pond. the Face of Everyman suggested that he return after 10 AM. The pond should thaw by then.

Snow Angel

Algernon made his snow angels in mid-flight. That way, when snow covered the ground of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he remained dry and warm. the Face of Everyman took off points; even tho’ it was a great idea.


Portraits are still a popular Christman gift. Bosworth chose the iconic back drop of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for his sitting. the Face of Everyman gave him the special when he ordered 20 copies.


A few of the Vets signed up to be in the Veterans Day parade. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually counted on a big turnout. the Face of Everyman wondered where all the enthusiasm had gone. He hoped for a better showing at the big Macy’s Day parade at Thanksgiving.