Once again the Face of Everyman tried to bring a little culture to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  For the lunchtime crowd: Act II, Scene 2 the Triumphal March from “Aida”.  Unfortunately artistic tempers flared and the stately march broke into a rout. IMG_0211 (2)

Crash Landings

Spectators at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were powerless to leap to safety as Mervin attempted another landing.  the Face of Everyman made a mental note to find time to discuss the elements of landings and takeoffs with that young fledgling.IMG_0393 (2)


Inexplicably the enormous pumps at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had ceased.  An engineer was called to find and correct the cause as the tide slowly ebbed.  With the help of the Face of Everyman loss of aquatic life was averted.  Meanwhile the venerable sage was able to collect $1.98 in change tossed into the depths by guests making wishes.IMG_0396 (2)

Haunted Gig

From the very depths of Hell a fearsome sea creature rose to speak to the Face of Everyman about Halloween bookings and arrangements at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  His agent had booked him into the Haunted House from six till twelve but now the union folks at SAG were limiting him to three hours stage time.  “Will the nine till midnight spot work for you?”IMG_0468 (2)

Storm Flags

The first of the Winter storms roared in off of the Pacific threatening the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman hoisted the storm flags but it was a bit late for Maynard.  He tried in vain to return to his roost but had to sleep this night in the homeless shelter. IMG_0087 (2)

Think Tank

At the New School of Athens, a think tank allied with the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa a lively discussion of String Theory and recent discoveries had been going on for hours.  the Face of Everyman was keen to ask questions but he needed a nap more than answers.IMG_0289 (2)

Sin City

As soon as the cruise ship docked Llewellyn was the first off.  Alas, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shuttered and dark.  the Face of Everyman reported that due to the power outage caused by a violent wind storm the midnight Sin City Club Crawl had been scrubbed.  Instead a voucher for breakfast at a renown waffle house was offered. IMG_0047 (2)