The coming of Spring meant Field & Track competitions would soon begin at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Rusty going for his best in the Hop, Skip and Jump tryouts. the Face of Everyman often resented being the landing spot at the end of early attempts.
Pacific Flyway DST
After a week’s trial of Daylight Savings Time a decision was to be made wither to remain on this artificial setting or not. The Council of Four that over saw certain aspects of life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held a voice vote. the Face of Everyman broke the tie.
Pop Inspections
Frequent unannounced inspections by Tula the autocratic cat from the manor house situated high above the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa kept the security forces alert and on their toes. the Face of Everyman showed this aging animal great deference; after all, she wielded far more power than he.
Drones
Things have changed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Management has introduced drone security. Wealthy parents can now let their children frolic safely under the watchful eye of a team of security agents with the so called “eye in the sky” state of the art drone. the Face of Everyman saw that such spending by guests was becoming the new norm. What next? Robot nannies?
Data Breach
A recent data breach at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Casino left everyone a bit uneasy. the Face of Everyman tried to maintain an air of calm; assuring all that things were being looked into. He quietly put a freeze on all seventeen of his accounts; then took a much needed nap.
Nesting Time
Nest building begins early in this remote spot on the Pacific Flyway. Seen above, Henrietta is off before dawn to scour the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She is looking for prime nesting materials: spider web, moss, and lichen. Closer to home anything soft and spongy and maybe squirrel fur would be a nice find. the Face of Everyman keeps a bundle of select Kurillan Bobtail cat hair ready for any emergency should expectant Moms not have the nest ready in time.
Raspberry
Once again Hercules surmounted the state of the art security system protecting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Audio forensics determined that this Criminal Mastermind was actually showing his disdain for Law and Order by giving the camera the feline equivalent of the Bronx Cheer. the Face of Everyman vowed that strong measures would be taken should Hercules ever be apprehended and brought to justice.
Noli turbare circulos meos!
Young Milo was preparing his TED talk to be hosted by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He had chosen the topic “Archimedes and the Origin of Circles.” the Face of Everyman helped Milo give a truly dynamic presentation with the loan of a few faded slides taken by the venerable sage of the ancient Greek mathematician and astronomer; recording his most creative period.
Avalanche Rescue
This morning’s snow shower was brief but of such intensity it triggered the call up of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mountain Avalanche Rescue Team. The snow had almost melted by the time they were suited up for duty. the Face of Everyman had them report to the Golf Course Greens-keeper to collect lost orange golf balls in anticipation of tomorrow’s forecast snow.
Surfer Dude
No trumpets blared, no flags waved, but everyone knew that Havelock, the Golden Boy, had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His body sculpted, his tone a golden hue; he looked every bit the Champion. He had conquered the Banzai pipeline. Even the venerable sage the Face of Everyman held him in awe. He’d be hanging out at the Resort for a few weeks teaching Hula Dancing to the matrons who had time for such a thing. Then off to Boomerang Beach or other some exotic place for the Men’s Long-board Open.
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