Spectators at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were powerless to leap to safety as Mervin attempted another landing. the Face of Everyman made a mental note to find time to discuss the elements of landings and takeoffs with that young fledgling.
Wishes
Inexplicably the enormous pumps at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had ceased. An engineer was called to find and correct the cause as the tide slowly ebbed. With the help of the Face of Everyman loss of aquatic life was averted. Meanwhile the venerable sage was able to collect $1.98 in change tossed into the depths by guests making wishes.
Haunted Gig
From the very depths of Hell a fearsome sea creature rose to speak to the Face of Everyman about Halloween bookings and arrangements at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His agent had booked him into the Haunted House from six till twelve but now the union folks at SAG were limiting him to three hours stage time. “Will the nine till midnight spot work for you?”
Storm Flags
The first of the Winter storms roared in off of the Pacific threatening the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hoisted the storm flags but it was a bit late for Maynard. He tried in vain to return to his roost but had to sleep this night in the homeless shelter. 
Think Tank
At the New School of Athens, a think tank allied with the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa a lively discussion of String Theory and recent discoveries had been going on for hours. the Face of Everyman was keen to ask questions but he needed a nap more than answers.
Sin City
As soon as the cruise ship docked Llewellyn was the first off. Alas, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shuttered and dark. the Face of Everyman reported that due to the power outage caused by a violent wind storm the midnight Sin City Club Crawl had been scrubbed. Instead a voucher for breakfast at a renown waffle house was offered. 
Preschoolers
The Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered swimming classes for preschoolers. Coach Mullard didn’t see a promising free style swimmer in the bunch. When asked his opinion the Face of Everyman was circumspect. 
Concentration
Once again, but briefly, the Face of Everyman forgot about his power over gravity. Seen below is a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa trying to land only to be thwarted. After a profound apology by the venerable sage everyone tried to forget his awkward senior moments. Were his unparalleled powers of concentration failing?
Vandals
Spectators appear at every disaster; many never lend a helping hand. Rogue Raccoons had struck in the early hours and up ended the whole world of the Face of Everyman. No one was sure if the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Rescue Team had been called. Small bubbles continued to rise as the venerable sage clung to life just beneath the surface. 
Cleopatra
the Face of Everyman was shooting the final scene in his epic biopic: Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile. The camera was supposed to move to a close up of Cleopatra bathing. Instead a crew member tripped and fell into the frame. The star shrieked and the take was lost. This film was so over budget that management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa pulled the plug and ordered filming to end. The venerable sage tried to assemble the disparate parts into something worth watching; but all continuity was lost. He almost cried.
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