Management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took advantage of the short term physical impairment of the kindly ol’ pensioner and ordered a stand down to retrain the staff in civility and inclusiveness. Classes have been poorly attended. the Face of Everyman finds it difficult to gauge morale. No one is sure when daily activity will return to normal.
Hypnotic Stare
Tula’ the Manor House cat, has ventured into the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above, she is attempting to hypnotize a songbird. Luckily the Face of Everyman has intervened using his mind altering skills to thwart the possible demise of a feathered friend.
Plastic
The Dentist at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa free clinic had cautioned Armstrong not to try and drink before the Novocaine had warn off. the Face of Everyman would have offered him a drinking straw but his were all made of plastic. The admonishment against their use had reached even this remote spot far off of the Pacific Flyway.
Guardian Angel
It has been said, “that if you turn your head quick enough you’ll catch a glimpse of your Guardian Angel”. Poor Batska, every time he tried, it was just his cousin dropping in for a chat with the Face of Everyman. Most folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t think that you needed a Guardian Angel. Further more, who’d ever seen one?
Andy Warhol
The annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film Festival brought in a few fresh faces. Promoter, the Face of Everyman, had made sure that there was plenty of pop corn, seed and honey suckle nectar. The venerable sage hoped that everyone would enjoy seeing recently discovered Andy Warhol experimental films.
Padre
It always seemed to be the crack o’ dawn that a new Padre would start services for those at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa who needed spiritual guidance. the Face of Everyman was pleased that nobody showed for this first service. Most songbirds sleep in late on Fridays. The 10 AM service might be a sellout.
Flight Ops
After long hours of flying migrating birds visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often requested that the Face of Everyman verify that their stiff and numb legs were indeed down, talons visible and that it was safe to land. The Spa enjoyed an enviable safety record.
#MeToo
the Face of Everyman is perplexed; did Art always imitate Life even in the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Mortal Combat
Near the time of the Harvest Moon strange things happen. The Security Camera records a life or death struggle between the dark forces under the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and Draven, a local gang member. An anonymous Moth urges Draven to try harder to escape the grasp. Once again the Face of Everyman sleeps through the entire episode of mortal combat.
Skull and Crossbones
Halloween was still weeks away but Bosworth was eager to build community interest thru-out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman helped him create the Skull and Crossbones motif. Unfortunately the paint had to dry overnight.
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