Vandalism

The image on the security camera left little doubt in the mind of the Face of Everyman. The culprit was one of the Bergdorf twins. Records showed he’d been 86-ed from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa weeks ago. This act of vandalism warranted a special hearing and fine.

Pose

For once Cheeky stood still for a portrait in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman took special pains with the pose and exposure. He might even include this one in his next showing.

Rats

Rats were a clear sign that too much birdseed was left over. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would go on half-rations until the apex predators had done their job. the Face of Everyman felt good about this decision.

Focus

This couple came all the way to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to get a passport photo to visit Canada. the face of Everyman couldn’t get the camera to focus clearly. They left, determined to sneak across, if need be.

A Trick?

Kyle and Jade suspected a trick; nobody would leave this much popcorn lying about in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Someone might take it. the Face of Everyman hoped that they would clean up the mess left by last night’s movie goers.

Food

Showing unusual ferocity, Marston held the interlopers at bay until his clan had gotten their fill of the largess that was provided by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman wished for a more equitable solution.

King tides

The King tide made any landing precarious; Marston chose his landing spot carefully as the entire Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was underwater. the Face of Everyman had ordered SCUBA gear in order to be ready for the exceptionally high tides next full moon.