Caught

Bonzo knew that it was illegal to fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He smiled for the security camera but kept his fishing hand in the water; just in case he got a nibble. the Face of Everyman thought about selling raccoons a special fishing permit for a season of ten nightly visits. What would be the harm?

Early Forager

The lounge at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had barely opened and it had its first customer. the Face of Everyman thought maybe he was going to a costume party what with mask and all. But, no, it’s only Roger who had too many Hot Dogs at the Memorial Day Picnic.

Sitting

the Face of Everyman had never met anyone who liked the idea of a Brown-headed Cowbird sitting on his face. There were so many other places suitable in the vast jungle of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; after all, his face was his fortune.