Rocky barely escaped the dreaded facial recognition camera newly installed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Dossiers had been prepared on each raccoon that in the past had harassed the Face of Everyman.
Files
Gifts?
All the while Bonzo was thinking that it would be nice if the Gods provided a little Brie with the sourdough. the Face of Everyman knew that there would never be enough money in the budget for such niceties. The Trust that ran the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were notoriously tight with money.
Rumble in the jungle
Pogo was sure that was the same Kitty that thwarted his opportunity to feast on a rat. Now here she was blocking his way. Was this encounter going to lead to unpleasantness? the Face of Everyman warned the two combatants, “No rough housing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.”
GPS?
Nibbles lost his way again. Seen here he is asking for direction from the Face of Everyman. The vastness of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sometimes bewilders even the Venerable Sage. His directions seemed vague.
Junk Food
The Cracker Jack box contained no prize, but Lester knew to soak each bit of caramel corn before trying to swallow. Slowly he polluted the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had asked the canteen not to sell the product; but it was one of their best selling treats.
Poaching
Lefty had long witnessed the preferential treatment that the Crows enjoyed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; he took matters into his own hands. At times, the Face of Everyman turned a blind eye to such activities and called it “hunting.”
Dilemma
It was a scene of absolute destruction as Merlin went berserk in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Cabana huts were overturned and seed bowls tossed askew. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure whether to call mental health or the cops.
Sidewalk Engineers
Why was it that these lay abouts thought that they could keep the pumps at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa running twenty-four/seven. the Face of Everyman almost steamed at the thought of it.
Shade
Summertime and the living is easy. Mom and the twins enjoy the shade. Bucky has been following wherever they go. This was extended family living at its best. Things were quiet in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and the Face of Everyman had a smile on his face as he too naped.
Suspicions
The birds eyed each other. Could they become friends? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered many such opportunities. the Face of Everyman didn’t favor mixed marriages.
