Johnny Dark Eyes hated it when the Face of Everyman lectured him about overdue library books from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lending library.
Lending Library
Golden Boy
Was this the Golden Boy that the face of Everyman had heard so much buzz about? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed a new DJ to entertain the luncheon crowd. The venerable sage was prepared for some tough wage package negotiations.
Peanuts?
Cheeky was serious. He wanted more peanuts. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been carrying him as an indigent on its aid rooster; but now the Face of Everyman wasn’t so sure he qualified. There would be a full review.
SRO
The Winter ballet season was about begin with Natasha in the starring roles. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa dance troupe had yet to rehearse or even practice. This was cause for alarm for the Face of Everyman; he had a complete sell out of tickets.
Unabashed
Krebsbob was back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to display his mustache. the Face of Everyman chose his words of praise carefully with a few superlatives thrown in for good measure.
Smile
It was the Face of Everyman’s lament, if it weren’t for these two birds there would be no color at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa during the depth of Winter. There was even a smile on his face.
Lie?
the Face of Everyman hated it when someone looked him straight in the eye to see if he was lying. Would the General Manager of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lie?
Colorful
On this dreary winter’s day, the Face of Everyman was pleased to have a bit of color at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Winter Scene
Archival footage shows a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa becoming the bravest new member of the Polar Bear Club. Note that the venerable sage, the Face of Everyman, appears cozy under a blanket of snow.
Census?
It suddenly occurred to the Face of Everyman that the monthly pigeon census report for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not been submitted in several months. Was it really required?
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