The word had to be spread quickly. Henretta wanted everyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to know that snow was in the forecast. the Face of Everyman wasn’t so sure. It seemed too early for snow. He went back to sleep.
Snow?
Fresh Kill
Politics
The Thanksgiving meal was going just great until Uncle Ned show up and started talking politics. the Face of Everyman sat back and watched the family dynamic unfold.
The Charlston
No one knows how this dance craze came to the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa; but The Charlston gave new life to the otherwise dull pigeons. the Face of Everyman had fond memories of the jazz age.
Flood
Natasha got flooded out and needed a dry place to roost. In advance of the storm, most roosts were already booked in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but, the Face of Everyman always had a few choice spots for good customers. She cooed her appreciation.
Popcorn
Over the years the Face of Everyman had estimated that the Crow Clan had lost about half of the popcorn that they scavenged. The rest befouled the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the sludge from the filters kept the raccoons happy.
Timmy
As Lassie ran to fetch the village police Timmy slipped beneath the ice. Luckily, he was at the shallow end of the ice choked Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Within seconds he bobbed up and began to bathe. the Face of Everyman liked a story with a good ending.
Olympic Rules
Olympic tryouts have begun at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Officials questioned Benchley’s unorthodox three point push off. the Face of Everyman kept the rule book handy just for these eventualities. The venerable sage had two gold medals himself. Winning by the rules was everything.
Ice
Wally had been looking forward to a good bath at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Instead, ice covered the pond. the Face of Everyman suggested that he return after 10 AM. The pond should thaw by then.
Snow Angel
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