the Face of Everyman convinced the producers of the popular quiz show “Jeopardy” to tape an episode at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa using local talent. It was a disaster; much like herding Cats. Next year he might try Crows.
No amount of cajoling could convince little Bobby that there was no soap in the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The hapless parents turned to the Face of Everyman for sage advice; but, he could offer none.
Leroy had his heart set on becoming a tightrope walker in the circus. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided all the equipment for his practice needs. That’s because the Face of Everyman was his coach and mentor.
It was only the discerning eye of the Security Watch Captain that identified the notorious Hop-Bunny. His presence in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a grave security risk. Kitchen gardens had been seriously destroyed by this marauder. Once again, the Face of Everyman had slept thru everything.
Pasquallie stopped by the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa to dig for compliments about his mustache. the Face of Everyman play along and remarked how his facial adornment the brought out his true personality.
Tabby’s feelings were hurt. She came all this way to play with the birds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and they just flew off. the Face of Everyman thought to himself, “What did you expect? Cats have been know to eat birds.”
Today Cheeky was worried about the threat of Hurricanes devastating the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman assured him that wasn’t going to happen any time soon. Or, at least, he didn’t think so.
the Face of Everyman often had trouble identifying young songbirds who visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. So . . . he put this one in the Butter-butt category.
Grainy security camera footage suggested that this was an Opossum. This was a first in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman reckoned that he would back. Stay tuned.
Jasmine was a bit different. She drank only from the clear waters of the spring. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa waters always tasted a bit used to her. the Face of Everyman couldn’t agree more.