White Stuff

Howard always wondered why folks thought snow was such a great idea. It was cold and you couldn’t hear a worm thru all that white stuff. Snow blanked the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and stifled comments by the Face of Everyman.

School

Forever more Heathrow would tell his children how he walked everyday five miles to school and back in the blinding snow, uphill both ways. The Montetorkie school at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed for the holiday recess. the Face of Everyman scoffed: “They didn’t have recess in his day.”

Opossum

Villagers expressed curiosity about the Opossum that frequented the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Sure, enough that relic from the age of Dinosaurs showed up on cue. the Face of Everyman and he had a lot in common. Age mostly.

Leaf

Everyone became suspicious of the leaf floating in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and were reluctant to bathe. After a few words of encouragement from the Face of Everyman, Betty and Roscoe jumped right in and forgot about the leaf.

Ravenous

Johnaton Livingston was hungry, and he tried to join the murder of Crows that hung out at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They would have none of it and drove him off. the Face of Everyman was pleased; he couldn’t afford one more ravenous mouth to feed.