Mime Artist

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Larry billed himself as the greatest mime artist on the Pacific Flyway. Seen above he is demonstrating ice skating to the venerable sage. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered few opportunities for real ice to form; but, in this case, no matter. Ever stoic, the Face of Everyman had a soft spot in his heart for mimes.

Faux Pas

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Somehow, thought the Face of Everyman, soaking your food in the eye socket of a venerable sage seemed wrong. He tried to overlook this matter but wrote a strong memo to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Disabilities Commission citing this faux pas. Even cripples needed to show others the respect they deserved.

Standing O

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Hercules returned to the stage for his standing ovation. He reprized the role of Othello for the season opener of Shakespeare in the park at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman looked forward to a great box office season.

Behind the Ears

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The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of “health nuts”. Seen above Festwick is performing his ritual of cleaning behind his ears. The noise he creates prevents our venerable sage the Face of Everyman from napping.

Spring

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This spirit animal is out spreading the joyful news of the beginning of Spring. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa signs of new beginnings were ever where. Such, only made the Face of Everyman feel old.

Request

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Some guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had no idea how outlandish their requests were and the burden they placed on the Face of Everyman and his housekeeping staff. A case in point: this small bird requested his own suet block and feeder. Fact: a variety of birds and in great numbers feed adequately from one feeder. Bartholomew’s request was denied.

Hangover

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By all reports the St Paddy’s Day celebration had ended in a complete debacle. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa considered canceling future events and concentrating on a Mardi Gras theme. Cormac was sure that he had never felt this bad. the Face of Everyman offered up a few old Irish hangover recipes.

Beasts

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the Face of Everyman held his breath and remained as still as possible as the well dressed marauder sniffed out fermenting grain and discarded cat food. Increasingly the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa came under attack from unleashed dogs. Being a World Heritage Site meant nothing to these untutored beasts.

Spring

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Father Robin returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Inasmuch as Robins were known to herald Spring he had planned his sermon to address the guests about the rebirth of nature. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to tell him that the chapel had been recently converted to house refugees.

Scofflaw

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Once again the off leash scofflaw returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Guests were ordered to shelter in place while management and the Face of Everyman formulated a plan to drive the intruder away.