Synchronized Swimming

Tryouts for the synchronized swimming group began this week at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had written special production numbers for each variety of songbird. This year the Pine Siskins showed a remarkably strong interest in the competition.

Acrophobia

Rhineholtz was being treated for Acrophobia at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Family Clinic. No one was sure how he got himself up there but now he couldn’t be coaxed down. the Face of Everyman stepped away from his role in management to convince young Rhineholtz to step off and glide down. They were already ten minutes into his session.

Scavenger

Elmo raked thru the ruble searching for lost things of value all the while keeping an eye on the venerable sage. Guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were notorious for losing rings, watches and even precious stones. the Face of Everyman was against scavenging on the public promenade but it wasn’t worth spoiling his nap to enforce the rules.

Trouble?

The Bergdorf Twins were back for another summer of fun in the Pacific Northwest. They booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for the full season. the Face of Everyman hoped that this time they stayed out of trouble.

Mach One

Barney had already achieved several land speed records. Seen above is the point that he passes thru the speed of sound. The breaking of the sound barrier at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa brought a lot of good press. As Chief Timer the Face of Everyman gave veracity to the achievement. Only Guinness World Records could do more.

Pilfering

A routine review of alternate security cameras covering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa revealed the blatant theft of an ornamental stone. the Face of Everyman did not let this natural behavior of Crows disturb him; perhaps a more attractive stone would be returned in its stead.

BMOC

Bumptious surveyed his surroundings and wondered aloud if the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wasn’t too small a world for a man of his stature. the Face of Everyman was about to respond; but, thought better of it. He’d let Bumptious find out for himself.

Impersonator

Bastrop was a gifted impersonator. Seen above he is working the lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He held them under his sway for a full hour and then did twenty minutes of encore requests. the Face of Everyman was a bit embarrassed at how life like and spot on was Bastrop’s rendition of the venerable sage himself.

Panther

After a long absence Panther (AKA Lucy) returned to her old hunting grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that she had been curled in front of the fire most of the Winter; her adoptive family feeding her tolerably. the Face of Everyman knew that with the return of warmer weather Panther would be seen more often.

Camp Foggy Bottoms

Bradley just couldn’t pull himself together. He has not been the same since his two-week ROTC camp training at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to engage Bradley in talk therapy. Turns out: this husky fella just wanted his Mother.