The lure of the myth of freshwater pearls was more than Florian could withstand. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was rife such rumors. the Face of Everyman bore the brunt of many of these investigations.
Myths
Velvet
Comical
He knew that he looked ridiculous; but Ronny Robin felt cool for the first time today. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered cooling waters. the Face of Everyman kept his leg warmers most of the day.
Shudder
Foraging in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa always created a terrible thirst for Pogo. the Face of Everyman always shuddered a little when he saw this prehistoric creature over his shoulder.
Bucolic
Conclave
Security cameras caught a secret conclave of Brown Headed Cow Birds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman overheard their leader outline the strategy to overwhelm the nesting songbirds.
NOC
Not-Our-Cat as seen traipsing thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after a successful night of evading coyotes. the Face of Everyman had lost count of how many lives that cat had remaining.
Fireworks
Henrietta took it upon herself to warn the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa about the noise they would hear after dark. Fireworks had been banned everywhere except in the nearby village. the Face of Everyman opened his sea chest and found his ear plugs.
Atentu la Interspacon
Luckily all caution signs were in Esperanto, a universal language. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed overly cautious. the Face of Everyman slept thru most of the excitement.
Crispy Creme
Roscoe could smell the goodness. It had a certain texture to it such as Crispy Creme doughnuts. Such foods were not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for water quality’s sake. Even the Face of Everyman had to go into the village to fulfill his needs.
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