Most folks made fun of Jeremy as he tap danced his way thru life. As the New Year approached he went for his best time in dancing his way around the perimeter of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman agreed to time the event. To the amazement of the venerable sage, Jeremy clocked a record breaking four hours, twenty three minutes. A small group gathered to applaud the achievement.
Parenting is no different even if you are a songbird living in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Mom or Dad, seen in the background, try not to hover while their pride and joy bathes near the Face of Everyman.
the Face of Everyman found himself “in a pickle.” Bobby and Billy, the Bergdorf twins wanted their annual horoscopes. The venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was well known for his fortune telling and horoscopes. Problem was, the twins wanted vastly different readings tho born milliseconds apart. The sage crossed his fingers and began the second reading. He knew that the Great Buddha wouldn’t mind if cast one from 490 BCE.
An early look at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa before construction shaped the new world of the Face of Everyman. Nightly this fantasy paradise was visited by Coyotes.
Once again it was time for the Christmas Backyard Bird Count at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman took this obligation very seriously and was most accurate in his reports. By the end of the day his head was swimming.
As the ice flow threatened to dispatch the Face of Everyman there was an intervention. The hand of God brought an ice breaking tool to the rescue. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sounded the “All clear!” by noon.
A lone Robin stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on his way South. Normally considered in the banana belt of the Pacific Flyway, this fabled land was losing its cachet as a winter retreat. As ice started to form the Face of Everyman tried to apologize for the weather and offered the visitor a reduced rate for a three night stay.
With a ferocity that surprised him, Chucky charged the two Crows before they had worked up the courage to drive him off from the delicious buffet set out by the staff of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was relived that he didn’t have to intercede.
Lyla stepped out of the dense forest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to show the Face of Everyman her new winter coat. The venerable sage was quick to complement her on the rich texture and dark shade. After a bit of being admired and a light salad for lunch; she moved on.
From time to time a gang of thugs passed thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Few, if any, were caught on the security camera. the Face of Everyman called for a full investigation.
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