Militant
Visit
It was Panther’s first visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa since his parole. He wasn’t sure whether his was poaching or trespassing. the Face of Everyman was sure to tell him; sooner or later.
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SPF
the Face of Everyman was always concerned about his face. Today he worried that he hadn’t applied enough sunscreen. The Sun in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Sun could be relentless on a clear day.
Double Trouble
Demerits
Caught out after curfew and late for bed check Bandit took a short cut through the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This daring daylight move cost him ten demerits from the Face of Everyman.
Dearth
Larry and Perry were worried that they would miss out on nest building this year. Few females had shown up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Perry kept checking his cap to make sure it was on straight. the Face of Everyman had lingering doubts about migration patterns this late in the season. Perhaps we are too far off the Pacific Flyway?
Antlers
Corny Jokes
The Two Comics did a luncheon gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had to listen to a week of corny jokes.
Scraps
The whole Crow clan turned out to squabble over a few wretched French Fries in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Some were sorry that they had bothered. the Face of Everyman resumed his nap.
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