Cappy said he had a work order to install crime scene tape somewhere at the Spring of Eternal Giving. Said it: Was to prevent guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa from slipping and falling. the Face of Everyman tried to explain how treacherous it was in wet weather. Obviously today he couldn’t get Cappy’s full attention. 
Try Outs
Field and Track tryouts had begun in earnest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen below are two fellow athletes performing the standing high jump. the Face of Everyman always felt inadequate during this season. Nevertheless he soldier on as Coach, Referee, and live TV announcer. 
Bird Feeder
Heloise was back with fire in her eyes. She demanded to know why the kindly ol’ pensioner provided winter rations to the likes of rodents; when she and others had to subsist on cold spider webs and dead mealy bugs. Where in the charter of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did it say that preference would be given any one species? A nice feeder filled with high fructose sugars would placate her thought the Face of Everyman.
Cinema Verite
the Face of Everyman was from the school of Cinema Verite. When the Raptor attempted to kill the innocent guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa it was only fair that the few frames showing the victims feathers wafting to the ground be forever memorialized in this blog. 
Golden Boy
Rusty was new to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Other guests with dull colors began to show resentment. the Face of Everyman offered to add a touch of lamp black to reduce the glare from Rusty’s shiny pate.
Parade
Algernon had found the perfect spot to view the parade as it passed thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Unfortunately the surface was slippery and unsafe. the face of Everyman made a mental note to put crime scene tape up there soon.
Nectar
Freezing temps and lack of nectar was a problem for Heloise. The Mini-Mart at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed on Sunday. the Face of Everyman feared that the poor dear might try and self medicate on his early flowering cannabis. These Blue Laws were causing havoc in the lives of the little people. Things must change. 
MLK
The Reverend Farnsworth had been chosen to speak at a ceremony Monday at noon. The entire village and all guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would gather. The good reverend spent most of Saturday morning practicing his moves. the Face of Everyman alerted the grounds crew to double their trash pick up efforts. All community service parolees were conscripted. The grounds remained immaculate. 
Habit Trail
Cheeky was a bit miffed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not plowed his habit trail. He questioned the Face of Everyman as to how he had been targeted by his Ward Heeler. It was a gross omission. After all, he’d always voted the straight party ticket.
Blizzard
The blizzard had produced white out conditions at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The few guests present were entertained in the casino with bingo. When the storm abated the Face of Everyman sent in his reports of snow fall depth to the weather bureau. New records were being set daily. A TV crew got stuck in the snow in route to televise the venerable sage giving an on scene report of the horrific aftermath.
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