Cheeky approached the Face of Everyman to complain about the chilli infused bird seed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa should give equal treatment was his proposal.
Equality
Flotsam & Jetsam
Horace and Greenwald could remember when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was pristine; now flotsam and jetsam seemed everywhere. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that it was those nasty Crows. His words seemed empty and apologetic.
Mosquitoes
Chatsworth was paid hansomely to endorse Mosquito Chips seen here in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman believed strongly in pest eradiction.
Migrant
New guests appeared all the time at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought he detected a slight Mexican accent from this migratory chap.
Food
Crank Shaft and Whip Saw were jealously guarding their peanut shells soaking in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hated having rotting foodstuffs in his pristine pool.
Color
At last, a little color was showing up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was beginning to worry; the season was off to a slow start; bookings were down.
Help?
The new guest to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa reminded the Face of Everyman that the suet feeders were out of stock. Did he need help filling them?
Early Nesters
The guidebook said that the Males should be here by now. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a little off of the Pacific Flyway, but not that hard to find. the Face of Everyman suggested that the Ladies look behind them.
Gig?
POGO wanted to sign up for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s annual May Day parade. the Face of Everyman reminded him that this was a day-time gig; and was he prepared for it?
Repose
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