Yikes! Tad was about cause the whole swimming beach to erupt. Anyone close would be swept out to sea as the virtual tsunami receded. the Face of Everyman shouted a warning to the onlookers as he himself clung tightly to his moorings. Tad may find himself Eighty Sixed at the next meeting of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa HOA representatives.
Coyote
Grainy surveillance imagery revealed that once again The Trixster had penetrated the outer ring of security devices. On his way to his den, this Coyote is looking for breakfast at the world renown Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa eatery. There are no eye witnesses accounts of this breach; even the Face of Everyman slept thru the entire event.
Bluebird of Happiness
Pasquale had only caught a fleeting glimpse of the Bluebird of Happiness yet he knew that good fortune was coming his way. the Face of Everyman himself was surprised to see such an auspicious sighting. He was sure that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would have great 3rd quarter earnings.
TED Talk
This weeks TED Talk at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was so inspirational that Armstrong left the theater with a clear mandate: spread his wings; be all he could be. the Face of Everyman wished that he could have heard such an uplifting and influencing presentation when he was in his formative years. No telling where he might be now.
Receiving Line
Dad brought Junior down to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to bathe and greet the Face of Everyman. This ritual and common courtesy soon gets out of hand. By mid June the receiving line stretches around the block and the lite chatter by old what’s his name at greetings becomes more terse.
Avenging Angel
At a glance the Face of Everyman knew that his time was up. The Avenging Angel was fluttering down to claim his mortal soul. “Mother of Mercy. Can this be the end of the Venerable Sage?” Moments later he could breathe a sigh of relief; he was safely in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The remainder of the day was anticlimatic.
Marriage
Father Robin never like to marry such raucous couples as these two. The ceremony was quick as they wanted to get on with the reception and bouquet tossing. the Face of Everyman resented their treating the morning buffet of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as theirs. Their one saving grace was that they didn’t soak their food before eating. The venerable sage still had Crow Food on his cheek left over from yesterday.
Miss Manners
the Face of Everyman never quite understood why his particular face was found suitable for picnic lunches. Most birds at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were capable of eating seeds and small bugs on the fly. The larger the bird the more obnoxious the behavior. Or it seemed. The venerable sage abhorred folks who ate with their mouths open. He would share this feeling in his letter to Miss Manners.
Flower Moon
Even tho’ the full moon of May, the Flower moon, had long ago set over the the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Butch couldn’t contain his lunar triggered rage. the Face of Everyman had suggested several effective solutions he himself had undergone during his rebellious teenage days. Turns out, any form of Shock therapy is now out of vogue.
Accidents
the Face of Everyman had kept meticulous records over his many years at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Many injury accidents occurred shortly after happy hour ended at the bar. Most guests injuries required being seen at the Clinic. Nest building and family planning often proceeded haphazardly.
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