The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa promoted dance-exercise classes for guests and locals. the Face of Everyman invited demo-teams to showcase the latest and most popular calorie burning moves. Obviously not all movements had been optimized for every avian phenotype.
Speech
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often a hot bed of political activity. Seen above, speaking while standing on the Face of Everyman is the fire brand head of the Rock Pigeon Anti-Defamation League. The venerable sage had his own reasons for speaking ill of this obnoxious group of citizens. He could not be easily dissuaded.
Par vs Pro
Johnny Dark Eyes could never remember if he was on Parole or Probation. Once a month an officer would meet him for lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While picking thru the sumptuous buffet offerings, the usual questions were asked and the usual answers given. Often the civil servant picked up the tab. Not wishing to be complicit, the Face of Everyman tried to ignore Johnny’s incredulous responses.
Sinkhole
Jasper approached the sinkhole cautiously. Heavy winter rains from an atmospheric river had changed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. “J” suggested to Everyman that maybe the Cabana huts should be moved. “E” agreed and moved they would be as soon as the FBR and S winter Olympics Ice Hockey team left for South Korea.
Vegan
Yada had forsaken his old ways; no longer did he seek the famous Golden Koi thought to inhabit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. To the surprise of everyone, including the Face of Everyman, Yada was now reduced to subsisting on the leftover seeds meant for songbirds. The venerable sage knew this diet would not sustain the former omnivore. Yada’s friends staged an intervention and forced him to eat escargot for a week.
Othello
During the filming of an avant-garde version of Othello at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Director test shot several death scenes. Those with the best acting were cast as either Iago or Othello. When Mullard passed out and fell, his life like movements were caught on security footage. He was asked to return for further testing if his doctor approved. the Face of Everyman, of course, always worked for scale.
Bazillion
Carlisle was unsure about his new FitBit activity tracker. He was positive that he had followed the instructions. the Face of Everyman suggested that he make one tour of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and return. The little guy had accumulated a bazillion steps within five minutes. The venerable sage was at a loss as to what to do next.
Eclipse
Johnny Dark Eyes usually did the closing act at a Casino in Vegas. So when he was booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa his popular style of humor was well received by the early birds and night owls. His agent was supposed to tell him about the eclipse of the super moon. Just as he had his crowd warmed up he went into his monologue. About the second laugh-getter, a strange darkness fell. The disappointed crowd found their way home by flash light. the Face of Everyman hoped that they were all returned.
Toastmasters
Seen above in an archived image are the founding fathers of the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa Toastmasters Club. Organizational suggestions offered by the Face of Everyman went unheeded. In the end the noontime Club disbanded and returned their charter. The two main reasons given: the catered road kill servings were small and the speeches were to be given in Esperanto.
Specter
Occasionally an eerie specter would appear at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In a thick foreign accent he seemed to be saying, “I lost my luggage at LAX.” the Face of Everyman was at a loss as to how to help this small stranger. Budget constraints had forced the closure of the local Travellers’ Aid Society.
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