Young Bradley had been working to earn his Cub Scout Merit Badge in Environmental Science; but today he was no closer to achievement. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sponsored the scouting units and the Face of Everyman acted as the Unit Leader. Bradley froze during the rigorous nest building demonstration and the final exam was postponed till he felt that he was ready.
Tinkering
The new speed marks designed in the secret Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wind tunnel proved to add to Bobby’s speed and agility in every sport. the Face of Everyman was assured a Nobel Prize.
Matrimony
For a small honorarium Father Robin offered to join these two love birds in blessed matrimony. the Face of Everyman, himself a Notary Public, agreed to be witness and waived his modest fee. Indeed, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lacks for nothing.
Sonic Boom
The cool crisp air of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was shattered by the high speed pass of Zelda, sister of the Bergdorf Twins, and part of their flying circus when she wasn’t away setting world records for something or the other. The shock wave startled the Face of Everyman. His blood pressure reached unheard of extremes.
Cerbul de Aur (Golden Stag)
Security cameras caught the image of a large stag. the Face of Everyman was called in to help identify the intruder. Such large beasts seldom find their way to the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. To his surprise the stag could be none other than the Golden Stag of old Gypsy fairy tales. Everyman had not spoken to him in ages and regretted sleeping through the return of such an august visitor.
Surf Issue
The photo shoot was scheduled for early morning at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The photographer and crew from Sports Illustrated were shooting swim suit models for the Fall Surf edition. the Face of Everyman enjoyed being part of the action and attention except that the constant spray in his face was annoying. His widely recognized photogenic smile slowly turned to thin lips and clenched teeth.
Test
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The Bachelorette
the Face of Everyman had noted Roberta’s strange actions. Mental Health from the clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was asked to do an evaluation. Turns out that she had dropped a contact lense. “The Bachelor” casting call and audition ran only two more nights. She was almost in despair.
Staring
It was often said that the Face of Everyman was all knowing and all seeing. Repeating such ideas filled the days of the idle folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Griselda always thought his staring eyes followed her where ever she went. Hombre grunted his concurrence.
Bounty
A spirit of generosity swept over J. D. He called out to the small crow by the cabana huts; “Would you like some bread?” Not realizing that the life like silhouette could not respond, he turned next to the Face of Everyman. As it happened, the venerable sage was fasting. Everywhere he turned throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa there seemed no one to whom he could share his bounty of stale whole wheat bread. The spirit of generosity left J.D. as swiftly as it had arrived. He relished every morsel.
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