Little Prestwick was always humming show tunes. Today what could be more apropos than “Singing in the Rain”? As dark clouds rolled across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and intermittent showers fell, the little guy entertained the Face of Everyman ad nauseam.
Sunday Rose
It was her first day out of the nest. Instinct took Sunday Rose to the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A wondrous being, the venerable sage told her where to find the most choice Beetles and Ants. the Face of Everyman prided himself on welcoming all new guests. He tried not to appear grumpy after being awaken from his afternoon nap.
Frolicking
Suddenly it became clear to Lawrence that his whole life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been under the scrutiny of a mad scientist, a diabolical fiend who took hundreds of photos a day of him and others frolicking. To what end? What other life forms were there in this magical place? From behind, the Face of Everyman began to enumerate . . .
World Cup 2018
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was invaded by Football Hooligans. After every World Cup win, by any country, they rampaged thru the grounds and commandeered the pool. Poor old the Face of Everyman barely caught his breath. He made plans to be on vacation somewhere calm and peaceful during World Cup 2022; perhaps Qatar.
Trash Dog I
Outer perimeter sensors detected a behemoth intruding the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Headquarters assigned an identifier of Trash Dog I. At 4:26 AM Code Red shelter in place was set in motion. In the morning the kindly old pensioner picked up the half-dozen cat food cans this monster had licked clean, then scattered. the Face of Everyman was asked to determine the legality of his dog tags.
Youth
As Spring turned into Summer more and more fledglings spent time at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. That venerable sage, the Face of Everyman couldn’t help but remember, with a sigh, the words of an old friend: “Youth is wasted on the young.”
Prestidigitation
Evander has rebranded himself as The Great Cardini, Master of Prestidigitation. He was eager to perform tonight before the dinner crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was quick to point out that the “P” word referred to sleight of hand magic tricks; perhaps he should learn a few jokes and become a master comedy. Evander flew off to rethink his choice of careers.
Jewel
Little Jewel arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on the first day of Summer. the Face of Everyman remarked that at first she looked the size of a Chihuahua. Now her once wobbly legs, strong and true, she trots behind her Mom to evade barking dogs.
Touch Ups
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is normally a petri dish of innovative ideas and products. Seen above is the Face of Everyman being confronted by unhappy customers who have used his patented spray on plumage paint. He resorted to offering free touch-ups for thirty days. Most just wanted their money back.
Grand Jury
The Grand Jury was quick to indict Panther aka Lucy for the attempted murder of Mullard, a former grounds keeper for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman testified that Panther was a known vagrant and a frequent intruder. The kindle ol’ pensioner may be directed by Court Order to “Bell” the beast.
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