Havoc

Not-Our-Cat tried to show a little empathy; but it wasn’t her nature. The carnage wreaked by the Pigeons would probably be covered by insurance. the Face of Everyman should rest till the pumps started running again and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa righted herself.

Earth Day

the Face of Everyman could hardly believe it; the dreaded crossbills had shown up on Earth Day to speak about planting more pine trees and preventing fires in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He wasn’t sure how he felt about being upstaged.

Quiet

Cappy always looked on the bright side of life. Sure, the spring had mysteriously stopped but things would be quieter now. the Face of Everyman’s naps could be longer and more enjoyable. The venerable sage wasn’t so sure about any of that.

Rack Rate

As the clock in the tower struck midnight, POGO took one more drink. He was sure that he could find his way home somewhere in the vast Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t so sure. He offered a vacant roost at reduced rates.