“Mind the Gap” was the mantra of the Face of Everyman here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It always seemed worth repeating.
Mind the gap!
County Fair
Algernon represented the lone entry of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa into competition at the County Fair. A blue ribbon seemed hardly worth the hours of grooming that went into the preparing the bird for presentation. On hindsight, the Face of Everyman thought that a chicken would have done better.
Rascal
It was a new day and Marigold relished the thoughts of how much trouble she could get into today. The Foggy Bottoms resort and Spa presented endless opportunities. the Face of Everyman was exhausted from trying to out guess this little rascal.
Rats
the Face of Everyman had spent a good deal of money on rodent extermination. Alas, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was overrun by a new family. It just goes to show that free food can be a problem. Where was the seed scattering dividing line between fewer pigeons, more songbirds and no rodents. He might ask the Oracle.
Tickel
Waddlesworth delighted in annoying the venerable sage during naps. Today the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was open for uncleared visitors. Unknowingly a Paparazzi snuck in a recorded the guilty party. Oh, such a long tail.
Forbearance
In a rare show of patience Barlow waited for the pigeons to finish bathing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. After all, these were day old French Fries he hoped to soak. the Face of Everyman was truly amazed.
Green Apples
Stealing green apples was kids’ stuff to Maximus and Milagro so they left the bounty of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to scout out fresh landscaping. the Face of Everyman wished them luck in the midst of this drought.
Battlin’ Eddy
No matter what, Battlin’ Eddy was always ready for a fight. He was the most chaotic character in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was always sorry when he relented and allowed Eddy to be served at the lounge. Eddy’s confidence that he could take down any Apex Raptor in a fair fight was alarming.
TV
Watching those medical ads of TV was too much for Rupert’s system. He tested positive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa clinic for every skin malady from herpes to shingles. the Face of Everyman made sure he was given a room without TV.
Xray
For this medical procedure to work the Face of Everyman needed a brilliant morning Sun and for the patient to survive the night. The orthopedic clinic of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa remained open in such cases.
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