Herkimer and Jerkimer, the two Crow twins had just fledged at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They examined everything new in their path. the face of Everyman wondered aloud how long these two would remain a pain in the ass?
Twins
High Jump
When someone yelled: “Hawk.” Petal jumped. She cleared the security camera used by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Such a feat impressed the Face of Everyman.
Snacks
Buckminster enjoys a treat, birdseed, uneaten, ripe for the taking. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered many gifts; but this was a new one for the big guy. the Face of Everyman asked him to snack elsewhere.
Hurry
Lil’ Calliope was always in a hurry. Even though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enjoyed a balmy climate, she knew she mustn’t leave her nest and eggs, for long. the face of Everyman offered to send over a hot water bottle.
Options
the Face of Everyman tried to convince the Crow to get off the spout. Plumbing repairs had reached an all-time high in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Raising rents seemed the only option.
Lost Childhood
Feeding Time
Junior had never enjoyed a pretzel. Justice decided that her fledging’s deserved the best the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had to offer. the Face of Everyman watched in admiration.
Pond Swill
Lollipop walked off in a huff. One thing she had learned in her short life was the difference between the pond swill found in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and Mother’s milk. the Face of Everyman resented her choice of words.
Sharing
The bartender ran out of beer nuts; so, he offered pretzels instead. Ozwald carried enough for two. the Face of Everyman was pleased. Civility was once again honored in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Undercover
Lil’ Muffin found it hard to disguise herself when hunting. Everyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was keenly aware of her presence. the Face of Everyman was relieved that she drew so much attention to herself.
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