the Face of Everyman could always tell when Father Robin hadn’t had his morning coffee. Staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had overslept after a night of watching Super Bowl LVII trivia and replays.
Coffee?
Marauders
To measure the effectiveness of the catch and release program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; the Face of Everyman began a census of the marauding raccoons. Hopefully fewer gardens would be destroyed by their foraging. Mom and her three Kitts could find new homes in the forest.
Deus ex machina
Despite La Nina/El Nino weather patterns the vast pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was running dry. Birds, animals and the Face of Everyman decried the situation. Luckily it was a deus ex machina that saved the day.
Error
POGO was surprised to learn that his nighttime images had gone viral and seen by 63 viewers. The security staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did not ordinarily release photos of trespassers but in this case an error was made. the Face of Everyman made a public apology.
Red Flag
It was Mrs. Throckmorton who first raised the red flag. Meal worms had been added to the diet this week in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She wanted the Face of Everyman to know that birds of the Pacific flyway weren’t used such foodstuff and might well have a bad reaction. It was just one more thing that the venerable sage had to worry about. Jeeze!
Climate
POGO spent his idle hours wondering if Punxsutawney Phil really knew anything about weather forecasting. The climate of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed hardly predictable. the Face of Everyman usually relied upon The Farmer’s Almanac.
Hail
Mildred shook her body violently to remove the hailstones. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered little cover from the elements. the Face of Everyman never let a little hailstorm bother him; he slept right thru them. Most of them anyway.
Happy Go Lucky
It was Winthrop’s turn to pick a French Fry. He studied long and hard to choose the best. This opportunity didn’t come often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, and he had to get it right. the Face of Everyman envied these happy go lucky birds.
Low Point
the Face of Everyman fretted over the lack of bookings into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Henrietta was quick to point out that this month was a slow month for migratory flocks. The truth didn’t assuage his fears.
Orts
At the end of the day there was little left for the pigeons except the sweepings from the kitchen of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased. Orts were good enough for that crowd.
