With Summer travel hitting new peaks, the Face of Everyman made a modest investment in a Passport Photo Kiosk. The franchise did poorly at first as the denizens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa never really understood the strict instructions involved.
Her parents had named her Diondra (Lady of the Sacred Spring). Most fitting for a youngster born at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, site of the Spring of Perpetual Giving. Poor old the Face of Everyman he had to avert his gaze each time Diondra stumbled and fell. The gal was without an ounce of poise.
The High Court met at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to consider the merits of a case alleging poor quality of food served by the kindly ol’ pensioner. After hearing arguments they adjourned for a sumptuous lunch prepared by a renown executive chef. To sway the Court, the Face of Everyman had a few bottles of his best single malt Scotch and a box of fine Cuban cigars placed on a nearby tea cart. The case was dismissed without prejudice.
Mom brought Jewel to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Both were eager to show the Face of Everyman the progress that the little one had made in home schooling. Without prompting Jewel could demonstrate her understanding of the following: Stay, Dog, Car, Not Safe, Hide and Cross Now. The venerable sage was about to teach her how to conjugate a few simple Latin verbs; but thought better of it.