the Face of Everyman was remiss in Audobon census duties. Yet somehow he was reluctant to record only one pigeon visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He expected to do better next month.
Census
Life
Buff-Orpington was struck with the sudden realization that this was all that there was to life: the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman nodded in silent agreement.
Motto
At low tide the gap always seemed wider, deeper. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed a safe enough place, but Harold had lingering doubts. the Face of Everyman hastened to reassure his guest of the motto: Safety First.
Belligerence
Battling Eddie was a frequent problem at the weekly Happy Hours at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His belligerence was cause for alarm for everybody including the Face of Everyman.
Menu
Technically Cheeky was not a guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but that didn’t stop him from complaining about the food. the Face of Everyman explained how the staff dietician chose the menu for the paying guests.
Shy
Like many great performers Natsha was shy. She seldom visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman considered himself lucky when he caught a brief glimpse of her.
Treasure
Treasure hunting was big on Hurbert’s plate of leisure activities. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered the best and easiest pickings. Engagement rings and small coins topped the list of typical finds. the Face of Everyman opened a small jewelry shop on the arcade leading to guest registration in partnership. His best sales were around St. Valentines Day.
Hail
A violent hailstorm pelted the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa with a blanket of hail stones. the Face of Everyman slept thru most of it unharmed.
Feeders?
It was game day. Algernon was asking about food concessions, and would there be feeding stations for hummingbirds? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hosted many folks who had wide ranging food requirements. the Face of Everyman had, long ago decided to not cater to all.
Pose
Father Robin struck a pose for the press reporter’s cameras. He was pleased to be back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in time to give his sermon before Super Bowl Sunday was shown on the Jumbotron. the Face of Everyman looked forward to this game himself.
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