Author: torkel2020

Toupee

Posted on May 10, 2022 by torkel2020

Terrence spent hours making sure that his toupee was on straight. Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were aware of his recent bout with alopecia. the Face of Everyman, himself suffering from male pattern baldness, always commensurated.

Summer Olympics

Posted on May 9, 2022 by torkel2020

Try outs for the Summer Olympic games at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa started early. The diving techniques of some songbirds left a lot open to criticism. the Face of Everyman was disappointed with this year’s lot. Most were asked to continue working on their technique and return in a week.

Pomme Frites

Posted on May 8, 2022 by torkel2020

Ashwell made a ritual of dunking day old French Fries. They were not that common in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and so deserved special attention. the Face of Everyman was tempted to put pride aside and ask for a bite.

Halloween?

Posted on May 6, 2022 by torkel2020

Things must have seemed really scary one night at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is a roving feline who is about to go into Halloween pose to ward off her evil stalker. Luckily the Face of Everyman slept thru all the drama.

Shy Guy

Posted on May 5, 2022 by torkel2020

Jango had always been a bit of a scalawag; but, when two young lovelies started to chat him up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he became shy and tongue tied. the Face of Everyman hoped that he could stay awake long enough to see what happened.

Bit-coin Scam

Posted on May 4, 2022 by torkel2020

Johnny Dark Eyes was back at his old haunts in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This time he was trying to work his Bit-coin scam on the Face of Everyman. Luckily for the venerable sage he had just finished a correspondence course on Crypto Currencies and could fend off the glib words of this fast talking salesman.

Dancing

Posted on May 3, 2022 by torkel2020

Long after the May Day dancing was over there was still a sense of joyousness in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even that venerable sage, the Face of Everyman, could feel it as the little warbler danced on his face.

Online Dating

Posted on May 2, 2022 by torkel2020

Radcliffe always bought the premium package when it came to the online dating site. Glamor shots brought higher attention to his profile. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided the perfect backdrop. the Face of Everyman lent a certain gravitas.

Proposal

Posted on May 1, 2022May 1, 2022 by torkel2020

Lester had rehearsed his proposal a hundred times; yet, he was tongue tied when the moment arrived. It was a perfect setting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Elizabeth filled in the missing words and the Face of Everyman helped him overcome his stutter.

Sunlight

Posted on April 30, 2022 by torkel2020

This time of year the Face of Everyman had trouble seeing any guest before 10 AM. He had forgotten to set his sundial ahead and now the bright Spring sun smote him in his eyes. Songbirds of color continued to check in to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.